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The Fake News Novel free as eBook
So happy to announce that my second book, The Fake News Novel is free for the next five days (until the end of the month). You can download it today and read it months from now, all completely free. If you’re not sure about downloading, here is a sample of one of my favorite sections.
Keep readingHappy New Year… Free eBook giveaway
In honor of the New Year, The Sweet Taste of Cheese will be free as an eBook from 1/1 thru 1/5. You can download it now and read it any time you want.
Keep readingEmergency Meeting… Excerpt From The Fake News Novel
An emergency meeting is called in the war room of The Proletariat Press. All the editors are present: Ari Schwartz from business, Tracy Cook from politics, Camilla O’Shaughnessy and Priscilla Chen from culture, and Fred Feldman the head of asexual investigative journalism. Together they are a kaleidoscope of diversity. Daniella Von Santos presides over them as chief editor. “I…
Keep readingThe Sweet Taste of Cheese… Free!
My first book, The Sweet Taste of Cheese is free for a limited time only, this Friday and Saturday 12/22-12/23. Download it now and you can read it whenever you want. You can send it to someone as a gift and they’ll never know. Happy Holidays and ho ho ho.
Keep readingAnti-Vax Nurse Sentenced to Death After ‘Record-breaking’ Four Hundred Counts of Manslaughter
This fake article is a sample from my new book The Fake News Novel, available on multiple platforms. Click here to shop my books. By Daniella Von Santos and Tracy Brooks Makylie Mackungie, previously a 23-year-old nursing student, first made headlines after she was caught injecting newborn babies with saline instead of vaccines. Her defense, which sparked international…
Keep reading7 Psychology Hacks to Live Like Multimillionaire Human-Trafficker Jeffrey Epstein
By Ari Schwartz Jeffrey Epstein was always well acquainted with success, wealth, and health. Even though most of his personal life is shrouded in mystery, we pored over court documents and archival data to discover these seven life-changing, psychology hacks to live like the international man of mystery. A Balanced 401k It is no secret that Jeffrey Epstein…
Keep readingAmerica’s Working-Class Hero : First Chapter (sample) from The Fake News Novel
Fred Feldman buttons up his three-piece suit as he steps through the back door of a Denny’s diner in midtown Manhattan. The kitchen is filled with immigrants from every corner of the Earth, but to Fred they are all African American. “What’s up brothers and sisters?” Fred shouts over the clamoring hum of the kitchen. “Would any of…
Keep readingMy New Book: The Fake News Novel is out now!!
Good evening to all. My second self-published book, The Fake News Novel is available now on amazon. You can click here to check it out. I had a lot of fun writing this book and it’s a lot of fun to read. For all my skeptical friends, family and fans, I will be posting sample chapters in the upcoming…
Keep readingShort Story: Well Done
Chet is a good cook, but nobody is perfect. Everyone has a breaking point and tonight Chet’s breaking point was five orders of bacon wrapped salmon on the same check. I watch it printing, snickering on the inside as Chet slams his tongs against his cutting board exactly five times. My entertainment quickly becomes anxiety as more and more…
Keep readingShort Story: A Rich, Red Meat Sauce
Making a good sauce is more difficult than it used to be. Every day, I wish I could walk into a grocery store and pick out food from all over the world, just like the good old days. My girlfriend Melanie and her older brother Sam took me in at their farm after the collapse, but growing is not…
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